Ideal Apartment

http://www.vacancy.com/new-york/brooklyn-apartments/spring-creek-gardens
This apartment is amazing. It's right by the movies, and the rent is affordable. What better thing to do than to hit the movies with the money that I save not having to pay super expensive rent. In addition, it makes me safe knowing that they have full time security. I won't have to worry about getting being robbed in the dead of night by a creep with a hairbrush demanding gold jewelry.
They have basketball courts and shopping within the community, so lazy people like me don't even have to go that far in order to be entertained! With a retail center close by, having to go shopping is no longer a chore. They have places to chill if I don't want to stay in my own apartment, which is cool. Equally important, I don't see that many lampposts so I don't have to worry so much about running into one like I usually do.
The only thing that could make this place cooler would be if they had laser tag and a karaoke bar, or if each apartment had it's own 50 flavor ice cream parlor.